Cricket Baliye
The Indian stock market is like a yo-yo made in China. It swings crazily at the drop of a word. Much like the last India-Australia cricket match. Aus make a good start. They lose a few wickets consolidate and then completely lose their heads. In India's case they dont seem have a head to lose. It's all lost anyway. Similarly the Indian stock market drops 10% in the morning, recovers, rises and then completely loses its way with a close to 3% down mark. T20 looks a walk in the park compared to this.
the upcoming t20 match tkt sales in mumbai on sat has seen its own share of ups and downs. nobody was buying the day before. now rs 1500 tkts are selling for rs 3000. At 1001am exactly sixty seconds after sales open the selling agency smugly says only rs 5000 and rs 10000 tkts available pls leave your phone number or come here with cash. 5 minutes later a smart alec calls and says you can get as many rs 1500 tkts you want if you are willing to pay rs 3000. why would any indian fan put up with paying rs 3000 to watch india lose. Have i missed something here? Gone in 60 seconds. Nicolas Cage take a walk. They sold 5000 tickets in sixty seconds. Do you know how much is that in numbers.
Corruption is a business process in India. It is the lifeblood of India's elite. Let me call my friends in the MCA.
As a true patriot and respecter of domestic harmony I will sip Jack Daniels at home and watch nach baliye. Way better than watching the Indian batsmen dance to australian bowlers. At least there are women in nach baliye. Sexism is not a sport! They have longer ad breaks in Nach Baliye. All true fans of cricket should say no to going to the stadium. We will have less traffic. Cleaner loos. More water to drink. No stale samosa's and sandwiches to eat. There will be lesser streetfights.
And my friends selling ad spots on tv will make some money. Where is the remote? Cricket Baliye here we watch.
the upcoming t20 match tkt sales in mumbai on sat has seen its own share of ups and downs. nobody was buying the day before. now rs 1500 tkts are selling for rs 3000. At 1001am exactly sixty seconds after sales open the selling agency smugly says only rs 5000 and rs 10000 tkts available pls leave your phone number or come here with cash. 5 minutes later a smart alec calls and says you can get as many rs 1500 tkts you want if you are willing to pay rs 3000. why would any indian fan put up with paying rs 3000 to watch india lose. Have i missed something here? Gone in 60 seconds. Nicolas Cage take a walk. They sold 5000 tickets in sixty seconds. Do you know how much is that in numbers.
Corruption is a business process in India. It is the lifeblood of India's elite. Let me call my friends in the MCA.
As a true patriot and respecter of domestic harmony I will sip Jack Daniels at home and watch nach baliye. Way better than watching the Indian batsmen dance to australian bowlers. At least there are women in nach baliye. Sexism is not a sport! They have longer ad breaks in Nach Baliye. All true fans of cricket should say no to going to the stadium. We will have less traffic. Cleaner loos. More water to drink. No stale samosa's and sandwiches to eat. There will be lesser streetfights.
And my friends selling ad spots on tv will make some money. Where is the remote? Cricket Baliye here we watch.
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